A Very British Lesbian
July 31, 2019 @ 1:45 pm - August 26, 2019 @ 2:45 pm
Fional Goodwin’s religion, family and country urge her to be straight. Ms. Goodwin, however, has other urges that involve rescuing pretty maidens. Forgive her father for she has sinned…
Fiona spent three decades of her life lying to herself about the fact that she is gay. This, despite religious exorcisms, a lifetime of Jungian analysis, dating countless beautiful but unavailable women and one very available but sweaty man.
Fiona Goodwin is and always will be a very British lesbian. And you have been invited to her coming out party…
Which one of these sentences is true?
Fiona Goodwin is an LA Based stand up comic who has appeared at The Comedy Store, Flappers, The Colony Theatre, and The Electric Lodge.
Fiona was a high school behaviour specialist on the TV show Britain’s Worst Teenager.
Ms. Goodwin was a missionary in Honduras, and once kissed a girl there in the jungle while wearing a Satan costume.
Goodwin has indulged in tea and scones in the Cotswolds, and “tea” in Peru.
Fiona Goodwin taught English to kindergarteners in Florence, Italy and there, fell in love with an Australian cellist.
Fiona enjoys cycling in France, eating churros in Nerja, fishing in Positano, and drinking Moet Chandon in Hollywood.